My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.