10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.