I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.