Wire Jokes

Bomb Puns

If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.

Funny Limericks

There was a young fellow named Weir,
Who hadn't an inch of fear.
He indulged a desire,
To touch a live wire,
And he celebrated by drinking beer.

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes

"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"

Crow Puns

Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.