Whom Jokes

“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? Edam and Eve.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Nutradamus.
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe? -- Quentin Crisp