Watches Jokes

Music Puns

How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.

Monkey Puns

Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.

Spain Puns

My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.

TV Puns

What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.