Watches Jokes

Spain Puns

My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.

Monkey Puns

Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.

TV Puns

What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.

Music Puns

How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.