Vessel Jokes

What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power?
A Megalovieniac.
My son asked me why our sailboat is named Blood
I yelled back: "Because it’s a bloody vessel!"
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
There was an Old Sailor of Compton, Whose vessel a rock it once bump'd on;
The shock was so great, that it damaged the pate,
Of that singular Sailor of Compton.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.