Valley Jokes

Science Puns

A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.

River Puns

Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.

Prison Puns

Where can you find a bunch of clowns who deserve to be in jail? Silly Con Valley.

Corn Puns

Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!