Trucks Jokes

Bacon Puns

What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.

Crow Puns

There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".

Zombie Puns

What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.

Art Puns

My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!