Trucks Jokes

Art Puns

My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!

Bacon Puns

What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.

Zombie Puns

What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.

Crow Puns

There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".