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Touched Jokes

Chemistry Puns
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Computer Puns
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
Puns
I used to get a nasty electric shock every time I touched something metallic. But thankfully I’m cured.
I’m ex-static!