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Tissue Jokes

Anti Jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
One Liners and Short Jokes
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
A slow swimmer.
Toilet Paper Puns
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
One Liners for Kids
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a bogey in it.
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
Leg Puns
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.