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Strings Jokes

Guitar Puns
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
Violin Puns
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings and the other has strangs.
Tennis Puns
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Music Pick Up Lines
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Physics Puns
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Volleyball Puns
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)