Strict Jokes

Italy Puns

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.

Animal Puns

What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.

Monster Puns

What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.

Mother Puns

I was talking to my friend and he asked me, “As a young boy was your mom strict with you?” I told him, “To be honest,...
“...my mother was never a young boy.”