Strict Jokes

Mother Puns

I was talking to my friend and he asked me, “As a young boy was your mom strict with you?” I told him, “To be honest,...
“...my mother was never a young boy.”

Animal Puns

What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.

Monster Puns

What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.

Italy Puns

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.