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Stranger Jokes

Pick Up Lines
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Nose Puns
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
Funny Poems
I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight you’d have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar’s so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
(Irwin Mercer)
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
Jokes For Women
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Anti Jokes
What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.