Jokes > Tags > Staff Jokes

Staff Jokes

Vaccine Puns
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Medical Puns
Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?
He had a staff infection.
Spain Puns
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Witch Puns
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Quotes
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
Garden Puns
I asked the staff at my local garden center what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.