Sheet Jokes

Food Poems

The ham's on your pillow,
The egg's in your sheet,
The bran muffin's rollin'
Down under your feet,
There's milk in the mattress,
And juice on the spread -
Well, you said that you wanted
Your breakfast in bed.

(Shel Silverstein)

Spine Puns

While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.

Ghost Puns

What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.

Cookie Puns

Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.

What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.

What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.

Bed Puns

Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.