Scout Jokes

Romantic Pick Up Lines

Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?

Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

Ghoul Puns

What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!

Weather Puns

Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.

Cookie Puns

The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.

What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.

What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.