Scheme Jokes

Garden Puns

Ow did the millionaire gardener get rich so quickly?
He was running a huge pansy scheme.

Mummy Puns

Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.

Ancient Egypt Puns

As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.

Puns

My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.
I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.