Rolled Jokes

Tree Puns

What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.

Music Puns

A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!

Squirrel Puns

My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.

Pea Puns

Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.