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Risk Jokes

Sorry Pick Up Lines
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Anti Jokes
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Pig Puns
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
Puns
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Bed Puns
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.