Republic Jokes

Chess Puns

What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?
Czech-mates.

Food puns

Why shouldn't you shop at the Banana Republic? Because the employees look like a bunch of dicks.

Spain Puns

Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

Gorilla Puns

Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.