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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
When the peanut eating diet patient gained weight he went to his doctor to complain. The doctor asked him what he had been eating. The patient said he was eating what his doctor recommended, a nut-rious diet.
Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.