Receive Jokes

What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.