Pump Jokes

Bread Puns

What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.

Halloween Puns

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

Funny Limericks

There was a Young Lady of Troy,
Whom several large flies did annoy;
Some she killed with a thump,
Some she drowned at the pump,
And some she took with her to Troy.

Cycling Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?