Ph Jokes

I had a friend who got a Ph.D. in the history of Palindromes. He is now called Dr. Awkward.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.