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Path Jokes

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
Dinosaur Puns
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
One Liners for Kids
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
Family Puns
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
Lightning Puns
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Quotes
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
Ellen DeGeneres
Mountain Puns
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!