Papers Jokes

Halloween Puns

why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers

Space Puns

When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.

Funny Work Quotes

“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous

Corny Jokes

Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?