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Musical instrument Jokes

Fish Puns
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Skeleton Puns
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Music Puns
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Mouse Puns
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!