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Mile Jokes

The Blond Painter
A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was. The Blond replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
Frog Puns
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth." - Conan O’Brien
Book Puns
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Corny Jokes
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Quotes
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
Billy Connolly
Snail Puns
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Gun Puns
Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes
That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.
One Liners for Kids
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!