Members Jokes

Peach Puns

The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.

Cow Puns

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.

Band Puns

Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!

Laundry Puns

Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.

Tiger Puns

Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.