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Medal Jokes

Kangaroo Puns
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Cherry Puns
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes