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Medal Jokes

Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Kangaroo Puns
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Cherry Puns
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.