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Marilyn Jokes

Wine Puns
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.” — Marilyn Monroe
Funny Animal Quotes
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."

- Marilyn Monroe
Food Quotes
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann