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Magical Jokes

Mushroom Puns
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Dragon Jokes
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Thanksgiving Jokes
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
Medieval Puns
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
Dragon Puns
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Pick Up Lines
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!