Location Jokes

My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.