Literature Jokes

Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.