Literature Jokes

I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare