Liberty Jokes

It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day.
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Steve Martin
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down!
I saw the Liberty Bell.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.