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Lean Jokes

Meat Puns
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Beer Puns
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
Ghost Puns
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Head Puns
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards.
That's just how I roll.
Puns
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
One Liners for Kids
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Food puns
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef