Kit Jokes

Deodorant Puns

My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.

Cat Puns

What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!

Drum Puns

We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.

A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.

How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare

Funny Marriage Quotes

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.”- Billy Connolly