Karl Jokes

Funny Work Quotes

“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld

History Puns

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

Family Puns

Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

Sports Puns

Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.