Journey Jokes

Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What's the difference between marriage and a Journey song? A Journey song has a climax.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)