Jones Jokes

Divorce Puns

“Mr. Jones, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” said the divorce court judge, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $300 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” said the husband.
“I’ll try and send her a few bucks myself every now and then too.”

Funny Money Quotes

“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.

Funny Animal Quotes

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”

- Franklin P. Jones.

Dad Jokes

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.