Joins Jokes

Corn Puns

What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.

Elf Puns

What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!

Spider Puns

What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.

Ant Puns

What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.