Jobs Jokes

Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.