Houses Jokes

Puns

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.

Theater Puns

There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.

Electricity Puns

What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.

Bear Puns

How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.