Host Jokes

Koala Puns

What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”

Boat Puns

I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.

TV Puns

What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.

Sports Pick Up Lines

I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place