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Hollywood Jokes

Brain Puns
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Funny Marriage Quotes
“In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” - Rita Rudner
Quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."