Herbs Jokes

Garden Puns

I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.

Nature Puns

Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!

Tableware Puns

What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".

Spice Puns

My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.

National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.