Hen Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

Egg Puns

Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.

How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.

Chicken Puns

When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.

Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.