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Grain Jokes

Literary Pick Up Lines
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Unicorn Puns
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
Food Quotes
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
Bread Puns
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Salt Puns
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?