Flea Jokes

Dog Puns

Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.

What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.

What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?

Wolf Puns

Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!

Cat Puns

What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.

One Liners for Kids

What did a sign say outside the pet shop? Buy 1 dog get 1 flea!