Fits Jokes

Parrot Puns

My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.

Snake Puns

What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.

Hand Puns

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Quotes

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld